donarrhea trump craps his pants on Air Force One.

In a bizarre incident that has left White House staff scrambling for damage control, donny trump allegedly lost control of his bowels while on board Air Force One. According to sources, the incident occurred during a particularly turbulent flight, although it is unclear whether the turbulence was the direct cause of the president's intestinal distress, or was it inevitable due to amount of crap that he produces on a daily basis. donny trump spews pure bullshit on a constant basis, and the explosion through his exhaust valve could be due to not releasing his misleading, misinformed, erroneous and psychotic horse crap frequently enough as he does through his rants on LiesSocial and his blabbering press conferences.

The incident has also sparked a heated debate about the dignity of the office, with many arguing that the donny's behavior is unbefitting of the nation's highest office. It has happened so frequently in front of Royalty and dignified national leaders, that the Secret Service has given it the code name, "donarrhea". When it happens on Air Force One, the code name changes to Dumpster One so that the White House staff has time to prepare for the diaper change. If you are ever in the presence of dumpster don, keep your distance, and whatever you do, do NOT shake his hand!